3年級水平的幽默英語小故事
對于英語水平還不是很高的小學3年級學生來說，閱讀簡單又幽默的英文小故事是十分有用的。百分網小編為大家精心準備了適合小學3年級水平的幾則幽默英語小故事，歡迎大家前來閱讀。
3年級幽默英文小故事：Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
3年級幽默英文小故事：Chief is at the Wedding
長官在婚禮上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
大街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
“但是警官”這個人說道，“我可以解釋的”。
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."
“保持安靜”，警察突然說道。“我將把你送往監獄，直到長官回來。
"But , officer, I …."
“但是，警察，我……”。
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
“我說過了保持安靜，你要到監獄了。”
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
幾小時后，警察向監獄里看了看說道“算你運氣好，因為我們的長官正在他女兒的`婚禮上。他會帶著一個愉快的心情回來的。”
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."
“你確定”在牢房里的這個人說道。“我就是新郎呀”。
長官參加女兒的婚禮，長官心情肯定很好了，但是如果長官女兒的新郎被自己下屬關進監獄了，那就不好說了。
3年級幽默英文小故事：企鵝和動物園
A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.
一個人帶著兩只寵物企鵝在高速公路上開車，然后因為超速被一個警察抄了牌子。警察將超速罰單交給他時，他注意到了這兩只企鵝，并告訴這個人，必須把企鵝帶去動物園。這個人同意了。
Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sun glasses and eating ice cream.
兩個月后，這個人又被同一個警察因為超速逮到了。警察再一次注意到了企鵝，它們還戴著太陽眼鏡，吃著冰激凌。
The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."
警察說：“我是不是已經告訴你要把這些企鵝帶去動物園了。”
The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking them to the beach."
這個人回答道，“我確實帶了它們去動物園呀，現在我帶它們去沙灘。”
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